1.  If the woman is not happy, no one is happy.

2.  When in doubt, always refer to rule number 1 (unless you like being in the doghouse—again).

3.  Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.

4.  Always kiss each other goodnight (and sleep gloriously naked).

5.  Chase your woman and never stop chasing her. And sometimes when you catch her, you need to drag her to your cave for some crazy wild monkey sex

6.  Shower each other with lots of compliments, love & affection, hugs & kisses (and cop a feel every chance you get).

7.  If your woman ever tells you she doesn’t want you to shower her with thoughtful gifts, flowers, chocolates, and love notes… don’t believe her.

8.  When challenges come up, talk them out and work through them quickly. Ignoring them will only make them worse.

9.  Don’t form any alliances with anyone outside of the two of you (parents, children, friends, co-workers, exes, etc… no one, no exceptions, ever).

10.  Your lover comes first always. Lift each other up, celebrate your love and make each day delightful.  Dance.